Five surgeons from Canadian cities are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from Calgary, says, ‘I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.’
The second, from Winnipeg, responds, ‘Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.’
The third surgeon, from Vancouver, says, ‘No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order’
The fourth surgeon, from Montreal chimes in ‘You know, I like construction workers…Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.’
But the fifth surgeon, from St John’s, Newfoundland shut them all up when he observed: ‘You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no backbone, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.
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Ahhh…how incomparable is Newfoundland…where else would moose be defined as ‘our national speed bump.’